Firstly, apologies for the serious delay in entries.

"What happened to the genius fashion commentary?" You ask.

Well, let me set the record straight. The reason for the lack of attention being given to our pal Vice President Peter Adam was purely of a medical nature. After a post last year, I was contacted by Vice President Peters family doctor regarding a serious medical emergency. It was apparent that Vice President Peters medical situation was deteriorating quite rapidly and urgent action was required.

Peter, as the doctor informed me, was suffering from a serious medical condition Inflatus Headus. The primary symptom of IH is the swelling of the head, however some of the secondary symptoms include delusion, a loss of friends, going blind after too much self gratification and stretched t-shirts. The condition is apparently brought on in cases where the patient is exposed to too much attention, which when combined with the patients already enormous ego leads to, and I quote the doctor here "a surge of shit to go to the patients head"

Recent studies have shown that IH is a condition which is on the rise in Western Australia, especially in young men and women from the area termed the "golden triangle".

Thankfully however, through a series of let downs and disappointments, Vice President Peters head has been reduced to a manageable size. Seen above is a photo of Vice President Peter approximately 6 months after the emergency. Note the stretched t-shirt neck, a good way to spot sufferers of IH. In the photo Vice President Peter seems to be on the mend, and as such I will endeavour to procrast pick up where I left off and bring us more of the Vice President we all love.