Firstly, apologies for the serious delay in entries.

"What happened to the genius fashion commentary?" You ask.

Well, let me set the record straight. The reason for the lack of attention being given to our pal Vice President Peter Adam was purely of a medical nature. After a post last year, I was contacted by Vice President Peters family doctor regarding a serious medical emergency. It was apparent that Vice President Peters medical situation was deteriorating quite rapidly and urgent action was required.

Peter, as the doctor informed me, was suffering from a serious medical condition Inflatus Headus. The primary symptom of IH is the swelling of the head, however some of the secondary symptoms include delusion, a loss of friends, going blind after too much self gratification and stretched t-shirts. The condition is apparently brought on in cases where the patient is exposed to too much attention, which when combined with the patients already enormous ego leads to, and I quote the doctor here "a surge of shit to go to the patients head"

Recent studies have shown that IH is a condition which is on the rise in Western Australia, especially in young men and women from the area termed the "golden triangle".

Thankfully however, through a series of let downs and disappointments, Vice President Peters head has been reduced to a manageable size. Seen above is a photo of Vice President Peter approximately 6 months after the emergency. Note the stretched t-shirt neck, a good way to spot sufferers of IH. In the photo Vice President Peter seems to be on the mend, and as such I will endeavour to procrast pick up where I left off and bring us more of the Vice President we all love.

I don't know if you've heard of me but...

Every now and then Peter wants to make a good impression with the suit wearing sellouts who will one day (degree pending) give him a job. In order to turn it on for the big boys, Peter loves putting on a suit and, if the occasion permits, will throw on a name badge for good measure. Just in case they don't know who he is.

Who am I kidding? They all know who he is! He's Peter Adam and yes, as he'll tell you,

"I'm kind of a big deal!"

Edit: It has also been brought to my attention by those present when this photo was taken, that the name badge proudly displayed on Peters muscular torso actually read "I'm kind of a big deal!". Sources tell me the company representatives were very impressed.

The Bad Boy Beard

The beard is one of Peters secret weapons in the fight against people calling him 'metro' or a 'pretty boy'. He skilfully crafts his manly beard to give the impression of a ruggedly attractive bad boy from the streets (Golden Triangle) in order to attract the ladies. Everyone is led to believe that Peter is too much of a 'lad' to be shaving and that personal hygiene is for girls and law students when in fact, he spends just as much time working on his beard than he does his calf muscles every day.

Peter is of the opinion that his beard is the pinnacle of his manliness and that whilst sporting a beard he is essentially invincible and irresistible. He also believes that by stroking his thick and prickly, he gains wisdom and insight into even the toughest of dilemmas. It is thought in many circles of enlightenment that if he would just spend a little longer stroking his beard each day, he would be able to end world poverty, cure a number of diseases and invent a hover board.

The Man, The Shoes, The Legend.

Everyone who knows Peter knows these shoes. They are his pride and joy and no matter how many people tell him where McDonald's is he still wears them. They are the perfect shoe for any type of occasion, be it haunting the lawbry or scibry at UWA or making a statement at any of Peters favourite indie hangouts (Republic).

These shoes serve Peter by drawing attention away from the upper regions of his muscular torso, down defined, skinny leg jean clad pins and to the sacred ground where this god among men meets the earth the rest of us mortals tread. By wearing these shoes, Peter is blessing the pavement we share with him.

These are more than just red and yellow shoes for Peter, they are a bold statement of individuality and freedom. The author of this blog has on some occasions seen people weep upon seeing peter in these shoes. Not tears of laugher, but tears of joy.

The Match Winner

Here Peter proves that he's a man of class. The clean crisp black shirt with the white collar is an instant ladies magnet. The shirt draws heavily on Peters love of the church and pays homage to the role models of his childhood.

Sadly, the powers of the shirt are too great and Peter gets more attention than he can deal with. It's no surprise he slipped into sin wearing this bad boy, I mean what girl could resist?

Not this one, that's for sure.

Always the master of cool, Peter here shows us his ability to look good in the most casual of attire. Opting here for the homemade singlet with an edgy and witty print, Peter is making the statement that he's way too cool for regular clothes and instead makes his own.

The low cut of the top also blesses us with a very sensual view of the thick wad of manliness that is Peters chest hair. He's hot ladies, and he knows it.

Dedication

This blog is dedicated to Peter Adam, educating us all on 'style' daily.

My life just wouldn't be the same without the bright light that is Peters look.