The beard is one of Peters secret weapons in the fight against people calling him 'metro' or a 'pretty boy'. He skilfully crafts his manly beard to give the impression of a ruggedly attractive bad boy from the streets (Golden Triangle) in order to attract the ladies. Everyone is led to believe that Peter is too much of a 'lad' to be shaving and that personal hygiene is for girls and law students when in fact, he spends just as much time working on his beard than he does his calf muscles every day.
Peter is of the opinion that his beard is the pinnacle of his manliness and that whilst sporting a beard he is essentially invincible and irresistible. He also believes that by stroking his thick and prickly, he gains wisdom and insight into even the toughest of dilemmas. It is thought in many circles of enlightenment that if he would just spend a little longer stroking his beard each day, he would be able to end world poverty, cure a number of diseases and invent a hover board.
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